The Republican National Convention might’ve had a spy in its midst — but not a member of the Obama campaign.
The Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay, or MM, as his loyal supporters call him has been roaming the streets of Tampa for the past three years, continually exasperating trackers and making headlines across the country.
Though he wasn’t spotted at the convention, some of the rhesus macaque’s followers are insisting that he was there. (Maybe that’s who Clint Eastwood was talking to during his speech?)
If there’s anything more annoying than people posting too much about their kids on Facebook, it’s people who post too much about their pets.
And, above them on the social network’s infuriating user rankings are the people who create profiles, send friend requests, and update statuses as their dog or cat. (Because everyone want’s an update reading “I just napped for three hours in a sunbeam - cuz Imma kitty! LOL!” in their newsfeed).
But, that’s all coming to an end.
Earlier this month, Facebook announced that it had over 80 million fake accounts that it would be purging from its rolls. And, according to recent reports, a large chunk of those soon-to-be deleted profiles belonged to dogs and cats (created by their owners).

