The Wanted Poster Larry Flynt put out for Mitt Romney’s Unreleased Tax Returns!
(via inothernews)
‘Hustler’ Publisher and Founder Larry Flynt is offering $1 million for any information about GOP POTUS Candidate Mitt Romney’s tax returns.
The magazine mogul bought two full-page ads in newspapers (Sunday’s ‘Washington Post’ and Tuesday’s ‘USA Today’) this week, which offer “up to a million dollars in cash” for Mitt’s “tax returns and/or details of his offshore assets, bank accounts and business partnerships.”
“What is he hiding?” the ads ask. “Maybe, now, we’ll find out.”
Thursday evening, we rocked out during the VMAs, then we got some organic popcorn and sat down to watch Barack Obama accept the Democratic presidential nomination.
It was all DNC fun and games at Glittarazzi HQ until Co-Founder Ali Lewis yelled, “Barack is missing a tooth!”
Now, Ali knows this feeling well since she got a tooth knocked out last year. (You can sort of see it inthis miserable video.) But, despite the fact that we know Ali can spot a missing-tooth situation very well … we ignored her.
Then, all of a sudden, we were all like, “OMG! Barack really is missing a tooth or chipped a tooth or something!”
Other people are noticing it too. What do you think?
The Republican National Convention might’ve had a spy in its midst — but not a member of the Obama campaign.
The Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay, or MM, as his loyal supporters call him has been roaming the streets of Tampa for the past three years, continually exasperating trackers and making headlines across the country.
Though he wasn’t spotted at the convention, some of the rhesus macaque’s followers are insisting that he was there. (Maybe that’s who Clint Eastwood was talking to during his speech?)
It’s no secret that these are tough economic times.
A lot of people are having trouble finding work and making ends meet — but, it looks way more people than we thought need help putting food on the table.
In fact, more than 46 million — or, one out of seven — Americans were enrolled in Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program in June, according to a new report. That’s 15% of Americans and the largest number of people receiving food stamps in the USA … ever.
The POTUS just upped his “cool” game.
In a move likely to appeal to the college students of America, President Obama has filmed his silliest video yet.
It’s a commercial starring himself, Kal Penn and John Cho … a.k.a. Harold and Kumar.
Kal — who’s spent the last couple of years working for the Obama administration, on and off — answers an unlikely phone call from the POTUS in which he’s asked whether he’s “on board” to host the DNC, and then proceeds to eat junk food and watch cartoons with his pal, John.
We’re not entirely sure what any of this has to do with the election, but we’re definitely on board!
People On The Internet Want Betty White To Speak At The DNC
You see, Betty was one of the legions of celebrity Barack-Obama supports back in 2008, and she remains a vocal supporter of the POTUS heading into the 2012 election.
And, after the whole Clint Eastwood cameo at the Republican National Convention (with his empty chair/imaginary Obama sidekick), some people think the 90-year-old actress should address the Dems.
There’s even an online petition!
The Twittersphere was abuzz about a photo that the Obama team tweeted in response to Clint’s speech. It featured Barack in his chair and said, “This seat’s taken.” The same photo also went viral on Facebook when the Obama team posted it with the same text (this time, placed upon it).
Did the POTUS just tell Clint to go ahead and make his day … in a very funny way?
Yeah, we think he did.
What’s happening at the RNC this week?
Well, that depends on who you ask.
If asked, Ron Paul supporters would tell you some fun stories about their wild delegate party Sunday night (about 10,000 people came out to play). But, Mitt Romney fans? Not so much.
We now have a new nickname for Ron and it’s “The Party Maestro!”
Teach us your partying ways, Mr. Paul!
